I’m constantly running out of milk. Well, that’s not true. I never buy milk. I wake up each morning and go to have a bowl of muesli and then I realise that I haven’t bought milk in two weeks so all I have is two and a half week old milk that smells unappealing. So I stand in the kitchen and look at the muesli and end up picking out all of the dried fruit.
Later that day I’ll remember to buy more muesli because all I have left is oats and bran but I forget to buy the mik.