I recently bought a bunny rabbit onesie from eBay. A few days later I got fired from my job and on the way home I thought that my life was over and that maybe the world would end and that would probably make my happy because then things couldn’t get any worse. I sat at home and watched the first season of Girls again, vaguely afraid that I would get caught downloading and cursing myself for wasting downloads on something I had already seen. As Hannah got fired and ruined her life again I started to cry and I couldn’t stop crying and life seemed even more hopeless. Then my bunny rabbit onesie arrived in the mail. I put it on and everything seemed better. Everything was better. I got a new job. They even let me wear my onesie. Today my boss was having a bad day so I bought him a bunny rabbit onesie from eBay. He’ll appreciate it. Everything is better when you’re wearing a bunny rabbit onesie.
